Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #583
Peak in subgenre #54
Author
feat j2 and rasp lmao
Rights
redrum productions 2011
Uploaded
October 30, 2012
Track Files
MP3
MP3 6.6 MB • 128 kbps • 7:11
Lyrics
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Another chair broken (the epic story of j2)
verse 1:
these dudes wack
infact
ill put em on a slow cooker
its funny look at me and react
suckin dick like a hooker
catch me sittin back
sayin damn i taught em perfcet
well my job is done
now its time to go below the surface
ima stalker , a net geek
a hater cuz my life sucks
my sister kicked me out
cuz i was eatin all her food up
my momy takes care of me
she feeds me roasts and 6 chickens
thats the appatizer
now tell whats really for din din
i got dick fingers
never experienced a pussy
whats it like ?
i only seen it in the movies
oh well itll never happen
im obese and retarted
(fart noise)
oops i sharted
ill hate on everyone better
like redrum entity booney and sirkle
cant forget about philip
ide suck his dick till im purple
there all skinny i hate em
i gotta call reggie
tell him to bring me some eclairs
time to diss
i hope there all ready
hook:
He hated his life
he tried to kill himself but it just didnt happen
he was just too fat
he blackedout everytime he tried rappin
he tried so hard
to be accepted
he even joked around hopin
but it all backfired
oh sh** thats another chair broken
verse 2:
well me an react
dropped a track
im hopin this sh** was detrimental
i mean
like gettin the sh** s
from eating soup with lots of lentals
and little tiny ham chunks
and whole bags of potatoes
with gallons of sour cream
wheres my shovel
show me the table
i havent seen my feet in about 7 or 8 years
i barely walk im so big
my mommy buys me reinforced chairs
with steel cross member but sometimes that not enough
thats why i go to the forums
so i could feel tough
if i go back into the public
ill get picked on heavily
i have to live in the basement
becuse the floors cant handle me
i made a video
showing philip my hands
i said it was to show i was white but really
i wanted to show him my girlfirend
shes been loyal for years , never made me feel bad
why does everyone pick on me
dont they know it makes me feel sad
suicides the answere
why the f*** am i waitin
one last response to read
then well try this again
HOOK:
He hated his life
he tried to kill himself but it just didnt happen
he was just too fat
he blackedout everytime he tried rappin
he tried so hard
to be accepted
he even joked around hopin
but it all backfired
oh sh** thats another chair broken
verse3:
well theres a knock at the door
i wonder who could that be
i scream through the floor
its open
im in the basement
what did you bring me
(rasp)
its me reggie , i brought your donuts
did i get the right flavor ?
(j2)
you idiot there not donuts
there yummy delights i savor
wheres react did you bring him
our diss was f*** in epic
(rasp)
you dropped it and didnt include me
(j2)
you were too busy f*** in that fat chick
what happened to us reggie
you said youd love me forever
(rasp)
my family hates fags
i needed the appearance
and her kid just makes it better
(j2)
thats not even your kid
you should say f*** her and make me supper
(rasp)
im sorry jj your right
you make my butthole pucker
(j2)
ok i forgive you
get over here
and give my arm a hug
(rasp)
i love you joey
your thumbs a great butt plug
(j2)
you dont think i know this
now bring me my mommys cordless
i gotta call react errr his real names chris
(phone rings)
chris's mom answeres: hello
j2: hello there is chris home
i want him to help me diss redrum
chris's mom: im sorry hes at the store
buyin me summers eve and tampons
j2: oh man when he gets in
can you have him call me we gotta talk
chirs's mom: sure will joey
well im off to go on my walk
j2: damn
HOOK:
he hated his life
he tried to kill himself but it just didnt happen
he was just too fat
he blackedout everytime he tried rappin
he tried so hard
to be accepte
