Parody of Boston's "Amanda"
I admit it, I'm a one-trick pony. I do parodies. So far they are about my beloved NHL team, the San Jose Sharks. They are my favorite team and this year is t
Story behind the song
I did this to celebrate the 1000th game and 700th career assists of San Jose Sharks captain, Joe Thornton. He most likely will be a Hall-of-Famer but since he hasn't won a Stanley Cup, some say that will work against him. This is the year he leads us all the way to the cup!
Lyrics
Joe, you played your one thousandth game,
And got your seven-hundreth A
I don’t think Sharks would be, where they’d be today
Without you here, you’re a playmaker.
And last, playoffs we got close again,
Now it’s time to end that trend.
There’s a game on tonight, will Sharks put up a fight,
Or skate away, playing just half a game?
You are the leader of the Sharks
It’s time to make your mark, Joe Thornton.
You gotta show ‘em where you stand,
Gotta take a strong command, Joe Thornton.
We know it’s teal that you bleed,
And with you we’ll succeed, Joe Thornton
We love you.
And after the game is through,
Will you do a shirtless interview?
Did you slide on your back, did you beat down Getzlaf?
Did you shoot or pass?
Feel free to shoot more.
The Hart, Olympic Gold and Art Ross
With no cup, some may think you’re “soft”.
But you’re better today cuz you’re better two-way
Your Captain Thornton, yes you’re our leader!
You are the leader of the Sharks
It’s time to make your mark, Joe Thornton.
You gotta show ‘em where you stand,
Gotta take a strong command, Joe Thornton.
We know it’s teal that you bleed,
And with you we’ll succeed, Joe Thornton
Our history,
In playoffs Sharks stagnate
And I swear, I swear it’s not a lie Joe,
Another season might be too late,
You, Sharks and us fans
We can win this cup together,
It’s now or never,
Cuz next season might be too late.
Joe, ya big wooly mammoth guy,
Please don’t let another season by,
For you to raise the cup up high.
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