The Whores at The Hayloft
A harrowing tale about the goddesses of whoreitude returning to Earth and finding a super conservative society.
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Story behind the song
We were booked to play a show at this venue, The Hayloft (RIP).. The place was legendary in our circles as there was always a very high ratio of whore to dude. We improvised this song while rehearsing a week prior to the show. It made it to the next album in a refined form.
Lyrics
The whores at the Hayloft came down from Mt Olympus
And they were not pleased with what they had seen
It turns out the booty shorts forged by Zues in the depths of Mt. Olympus
Were illegal in this new conservative world
Which made the whores at the Hayloft very sad, very sad indeed
For they were fashionistas, they had to show off their fine clothes
And their magnificent tans 'cus they were so close to the sun
That they could bronze with the best of them, and push their
Breasts together to make one giant breast.
come on and dance now.
The whores at the Hayloft devised a plan
They created several flow charts and a power point presentation
With ponies and rainbows, it had nothing to do with their plan
For their plan only consisted of matches and gasoline
They were ready to execute their plan
When they spotted the police man
And their pussies got wet because of his magnificent ass
And his magnificent blue eyes.
I love the whores at the Hayloft
They get me very cum
I love the whores at the Hayloft
Smart but very dumb
I love the whores at the Hayloft
Their pussys are so soft
I love the whores at the Hayloft
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHHHAHAH
I'M SORRY!
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