Santa Got Screwed Over By A Reindeer
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Texas Singer/Songwriter
Van Buchanan is a Texas based singer/songwriter
Story behind the song
Reindeer is injured while helping Santa deliver presents and sues for damages...guess who wins?
Lyrics
Santa got screwed over by a reindeer
after it was injured Christmas eve
you can say that no one should sue Santa
but the reindeer's lawyer won't agree
they were landing on a large house
heavy snow was coming down
when the reindeer's hoof went crooked
and everybody heard a cracking sound
Santa made him keep on working
even though he was in pain
when they got back to the North pole
the reindeer said to Santa "you're insane"
Santa got screwed over by a reindeer
after it was injured Christmas eve
you can say that no one should sue Santa
but the reindeer's lawyer won't agree
Santa hired an attorney
a slander clause was all he had
he was counting on tradition
and the fact that all reindeer smell real bad
the reindeer's lawyer was a hammer
he was kicking Santa's brass
he got the focus turned to Rudolph
said he was pulling the whole sleigh way too fast
Santa got screwed over by a reindeer
after it was injured Christmas eve
you can say that no one should sue Santa
but the reindeer's lawyer won't agree
then the case went to the jury
they deliberated fast
they were anxious to return home
to play with all the new toys that they had
they said Santa was not guilty
that he had a job to do
how could they side with the reindeer
'cause they all wanted presents next year too
Santa got screwed over by a reindeer
after it was injured Christmas eve
you can say that no one should sue Santa
but the reindeer's lawyer won't agree
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