Goatse man wants a boyfriend.
We'll lead as two kings.
Nah, fuck it.
Lyrics
I'm goatse
Look at me
I'm friendly
Watch me pee
got a big hole
Come and see
I'm not single
but I'm lonely
'Cause I'm goatse man, and I like rimjobs
I can't stand fat people nor ugly slobs
Come to my house and I'll give you a try
I'll marry you if you're not a fat dyke
I'm thirty-six
and a virgin
I'm not ugly
and I have nice skin
I can cook well
except tatar tots
I don't touch those
they're only for slobs
'Cause I'm goatse man, and I like rimjobs
I can't stand fat people nor ugly slobs
Come to my house and I'll give you a try
I'll marry you if you're not a fat dyke