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[Verse 1]
I'd like to take you on a trip down memory lane
You see back in the day, it was a war
F*** talking about the guns blazing shoot em up sh**
Where I come from, this is what we were about
Here we go
Back in the day, I'm drinking moonshine in the saloon
Minding my own damn business
Til these mother f*** in bandits tried to stick up the place
They thought they could rob us for our money and booze
But what they didn't know, they were about to lose
A wild renegade cowboy in a pissy mood
Knew sh** was gonna hit the fan
Wasn't about to let some mother f*** in robbers take him for his money
Oh no, he wasn't gonna let that happen
So he turned around with his guns drawn and
[Chorus]
Put two in their chest
Stop and smell the roses
Life is too short to be acting dumb
So stop and smell the roses
Before your ass gets popped
Life is too short to be acting dumb
[Verse 2]
Damn, these guys won't be getting up anytime soon
Should of known better before ya'll thought about robbing us
Now we call the authorities while we tie you up
Watch the women stand on top of the table and dance
And drink some more til the first person drops flat on the floor
You see, this saloon is a calm saloon
No needing to get this crown in an uproar
We just need a place to chill and have fun
But if you wanna start sh** in here
Then I'm gonna aim my gun and pop one in your ass then
[Chorus]
Put two in their chest
Stop and smell the roses
Life is too short to be acting dumb
So stop and smell the roses
Before your ass gets popped
Life is too short to be acting dumb
[Verse 3]
Yeah, bout time the god dang authorities arrived
Those bandits were making my mood swing low
Couldn't even bring a gal home without being slapped in the face
Should of ended their misery
Only then I would be a hero
Luckily I spared their life
They'll be seeing me outside the city
This is the Wild Wild West
Before they head down south in the six
I'm gonna shot em up with my six shooter
And then
[Chorus]
Put two in their chest
Stop and smell the roses
Life is too short to be acting dumb
So stop and smell the roses
Before your ass gets popped
Life is too short to be acting dumb