Et wiest scho laang näischt méi.
(Nothing grows since a long time)
D'Iwerbevölkerung ass immens.
(Surpopulation is enormous)
Et get nach jhust eppes z'Ièßen:
(There is only one thing to eat:)
Match Green, Cactus Yellow a Mono Black.
(MacDonalds Green, Wimpy Yellow + Quick Black)
Wat sin dat dann nëmme fir Kichelcher,
(But what kind of cookies are those?)
aus wat kënnen si dann nëmme sin?
(what are they made of?)
Ech färten datt di kleng Paschtéitercher
(I fear that those little pies)
aus de Läiche vun de Mënsche bëschtin...
(are made of the dead human bodies...;)
