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I Want You (But I'm Fixed)
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This kitty ain't getting any tonight... or ever.
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I'm a talking cat riddled with neuroses and opinions, surrounded by strange characters. I post new episodes of my YouTube series on Wednesdays and Sundays. Chec
I'm a talking cat that makes videos on YouTube. So I thought... "why stop at talking". I might as well sing and play guitar. Plus I'd been in a few bands in college. So, I started adding more and more music to my YouTube videos. Here is where people can go to download the results.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #24
Peak in subgenre #13
Author
Words and music: E P Schwartz
Rights
2011 Crapping Badger Records
Uploaded
July 22, 2011
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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 2:36
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Friday night I'm drinkin' with my hombres the week has sucked but I ain't feelin' no pain I see a flash of blonde across the Chili's the rum makes me think uh-huh "I'm gonna make it rain" I buy her a drink we get down to talking "Oh, you're on YouTube? Is that cool? Tell me more" What kind of rum is this? I'm never this successful I just hope she doesn't think I'm looking to score Then she takes me by the hand leads me out to her car I gotta stop this now before it goes to far I say Baby! I want you but I'm fixed I know it's crazy I'd love to but I'm fixed I'd give anything in this world to not disappoint this girl but I'm fixed It sucks because I'm fixed "That's too bad," she says and gets up like she's leaving "Hey! We can still make out or something if you're game" "No. Thanks anyway," she says "The vets have done their work here you'd do you best but it's just not the same." Then she drives away no ifs, ands or buts I curse the day my doctor cut off my... access to physical acts of love. It's always Baby I'd love to but I'm fixed. The gods must hate me because I'd love to but I'm fixed You're completely shallow, you know that? But that's okay because I'm fixed Maybe We should order some salsa and some chips Then we could get over that I'm fixed. No? Well. At least I still got drunk.
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