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Dinner Danger
One day I walked into the old Avalon diner
It's known to make you Delirious? definetly not one of your finer
Anyways, I ordered Grits and a little Toby's Mac
Mercy Me, it took forever for the waiter to get back
When he arrived he was leaning on seemingly Thousand Foot Krutches
He said he had been thru Petra and a hard place trying to get the lunches
It had all started when someone stole his car, a Relient K
And he had only just bought it! This was just his Third Day
When he realized he had been robbed be called the Fighting Jacks
By any Point of Grace could they get his car back?
They said he should contact the local cop Paul... Wright?
And see if any of his Cadets had seen anything that night
It seemed they hadnt seen a thing 'cause they had been playing Go Fish
Just sitting under the Benjamin Gate without a wish
Immediately, they started working on the case and took cover in The Elms
And while hiding in Jars Of Clay they caught the crooks themselves
The agents, dressed as Newsboys, quickly made the arrest
They had busted the big burglar gang known as Kutless
My poor lunch was found in the stolen car resting in a Skillet
It looked like maybe some Superchic[k] may have killed it
As the waiter, Jake, told me this tale
I had nothing bu pity 4Him, cause he looked so pale
So finally after waiting eternity Plus One
The waiter brought me a steak on a T-Bone and said he was done
I accepted the unordered steak and went to go sit by a Pillar
This guy had been Among Thorns, to get me my dinner