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Genre
Charts
Peak #125
Peak in subgenre #44
Author
Neil Andrews
Rights
Neil Andrews
Uploaded
June 25, 2011
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MP3 3.2 MB • 128 kbps • 3:30
Story behind the song
An exaggeration of a personal experience.
Lyrics
I CHECKED IN TO THE COUNTER AT THE HOTEL GRAND
SAID I’M GONNA NEED A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT
ONLY NEED A SINGLE AN’ I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND
BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING THAT’D BE ALRIGHT
WHAT NAME SHALL I ENTER IN THE REGISTER
THE MANAGER WAS WINKIN’ KINDA SLY
HE SAID I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR
AS I SIGNED MY “NEIL JOHN” ALONG THE DOTTED LINE...HE’S SAYING
CHORUS: # 1.
I THINK YOU’RE KEITH URBAN, I SAID MAN YOU ARE DISTURBED AN’
GARTH BROOKS HE SAID HOW COME YOU’RE HERE ALONE
OR ARE YOU DR HOOK...NO, LIFT THE EYEPATCH TAKE A LOOK
OR WILLIE NELSON IN DISGUISE, DONT TELL ME YOU’RE GEORGE JONES
NOW I’VE GOT YOU FIGGERED TOBY KEITH THOUGHT YOU WERE BIGGER
HOLD THE PHONE YOU COULD BE BOBBY BARE
WAIT ON I’LL HAVE A LASH I THINK YOU’RE JOHNNY CASH
OR MAYBE KENNY CHESNEY, WHERE’D THE HELL’D YOU GET THAT HAIR
SOLO:
WELL THE LIFT IT WAS COOKED, AND BY THE TIME I WALKED
UP TO THE SEVENTH FLOOR THOUGHT I WAS DEAD
I TURNED OUT THE LIGHT AND GAVE IN TO THE NIGHT
AND FELL ASLEEP BEFORE I EVEN MADE IT TO THE BED
I WAS HAVIN’ ME A DREAM, BEST YOU’VE EVER SEEN
FOURTEEN WOMEN BEGGING ME FOR MORE
SUDDENLY I WOKE, MY DREAM WENT UP IN SMOKE
THAT MANIACAL MANAGER WAS YELLING AT MY DOOR......HE’S SAYING
CHORUS: # 2.
I THINK YOU’RE MERLE HAGGARD, I SAID MAN YOUR BRAINS ARE SHATTERED
HE LOOKED AGAIN SAID “LORD” IT’S TOM T HALL
HEY THERE ALAN JACKSON YOUR JEANS ARE REALLY TORN SOME
BRAD PAISLEY YOU’RE THE MAN NO HEY YOU’RE TIM MCGRAW
NOW I GOTCHA HANDLE, VINCE GILL NO GLEN CAMPBELL
HOLD THE PHONE YOU COULD BE CHARLEY RICH
I KNOW FOR SURE YOUR FACE , I SEE IT NOW GEORGE STRAIT
OR MAYBE YOU’RE DWIGHT YOAKEM WHERE THE HELL’D YOU GET THAT WIG?
CHORUS: # 3.
HANK WILLIAMS NOW IT FITS, ( I ) SAID I’M LEAVING FOR “THE RITZ”
HOLD ON THERE “BOBBY DYLAN”, NOT SO FAST
YOU’VE GOT A BILL TO PAY, BEFORE YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY
I SAID GIVE IT TO “ELVIS”, NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM PASS
SAY IT ISN’T TRUE, JOHN DENVER IS THAT YOU?
DENY IT TO MY FACE, GOIN’ BE OK
THIS ALL GIVES ME THE CREEPS BLAKE SHELTON PLEASE DONT LEAVE
I SAID BE SURE TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION EVERY DAY...WOOO
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