got bored and made it. Tah dah! nothing fancy...err wait "I was standing on the ledge of the Sheraton Hotel, about to jump, when the clouds parted and God himself spoke to me. "Darren" he said "You mustn't jump". "WHY!" i exclaimed "Why should i not?!". "Because i'll kick yo sorry ass when ya get up hizzle." said God. "oh" said I, and that's my story.
