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The Guru of IT
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A comic song in the acoustic/folk genre about Information Technology (IT) startup companies. (Current version, 21/10/05)
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Just me and some songs that I wrote. More info at http://www.bjdooley.info. All of these songs have now been completed and recorded in stereo on the CD The R
Just me and a few songs that I have written. Mostly acoustic folk and comic material. Everything is a work in progress, so please leave your comments in the message board (the link is in tiny letters to the right). All songs here are now completed and recorded in stereo on CD!
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #60
Peak in subgenre #20
Author
Brian J. Dooley
Rights
Copyright © 2003, Brian J. Dooley
Uploaded
October 20, 2005
Track Files
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MP3 1.6 MB 128 kbps 1:48
Story behind the song
This song is based on a poem from a set of comic stories, called "The Continuing Adventures of Nocilis of Yppolf" (also by BJ Dooley), written in the early '90s.
Lyrics
The Guru of IT G C G D G D G Hey Nonny, Nonny, there are bells in my tummy, and a bat just flew up my nose G C G D When I was young, I invented a system for counting the pigs in the sky. G C G D G It was just an amusement, it didn't concern me that, at the time, pigs couldn't fly. C D G C Now, accidents happen with Science, of course, and the outcome is sure to be big G C G D C Giganticorp let a stray gene get away, and invented the flying pig. Hey Nonny, Nonny, there are bells in my tummy, and a bat just flew up my nose. The Director said "make it seem part of our plan, take a pig inventory," and then They contacted me, and paid a large fee, and now I'm a genius again! Now I give lectures, on how to do business, and all of the businessmen listen. They all are respectful, because of the fortune I've made from my pig counting system. Hey Nonny, Nonny, there are bells in my tummy, and a bat just flew up my nose. Giganticorp failed, and the pigs have all died, but I was a pioneer, I made all my money by luck and by chance, but so I don't let it appear. My fortune is growing, I know less and less, am renowned still for my acumen; So they all pay my fee, and listen to me, and now I'm a genius again. Hey Nonny, Nonny, there are bells in my tummy, and a bat just flew up my nose. Copyright © 2003, Brian J. Dooley
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