JFK can't do the merengue
Brother Bobby can't do the stroll
Ronald Reagan can't do the hand jive
Cause even if he was alive he'd be a hundred years old
But they're Dead
And dead men don't dance
Elvis can't shake his pelvis
John Lennon can't twist and shout
Brian Jones can't do the swim
But then again I don't guess that was ever in doubt
Cause they're dead
And dead men don't dance
Richard Nixon can't do the funky chicken
James Dean can't do the twist
Martin Luther King can't do the Memphis swing
Cause rigor mortis tends to f*** with your rhythm a bit
And they're dead
And dead men don't dance
