I see you at the bar/You act like a superstar/Go on and on and on about all the girls you've loved before/The nurse who ripped off her scrubs/The Twins in that hot tub/And you're so proud to be a member of the mile high club/You claim to have a different woman every night/So how come no one's ever seen one by your side
Hey I Believe Every word you said/No really, okay, sure/But if we dusted your dick for fingerprints would we find anybody's but yours
Your life sounds like a dream/Your exploits so obscene/But that sounds just like a letter I read in Penthouse magazine/You sure like dropping names/Why should I doubt your claim/The best head you ever got, you got from Taylor Swift backstage/You've been with every woman in this whole damn place/So how come not one of them seems to recognize your face
I have no doubt that you've done everything you said/But it doesn't really count when it's only in your head
