So Here We Go/On With The Show/Why you'd subject yourself to this grotesquerie I do not know/But here you are/Bless all your bleedin hearts/To see the menagerie/Of inhuman oddities
And so hello/and welcome to the Freak Show/How can you be entertained/Some things I guess are better just left unexplained/Hope you enjoy the Creepshow/And if your standards aren't too high/you just might find you'll have a hell of a good time
The living dead/Or just pinheads/If someone told you that we did not suck/Then friend you've been mislead/Pretty we're not/And talent we ain't really got/But I guess it could be worse/we could be Emo
And so hello and welcome to the Freak Show/How can you be entertained/Some things I guess are better just left unexplained/Hope you enjoy the creepshow/And if your standards aren't too high/You just might find you'll have a hell of a good time/With the freaks and geeks tonight
