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Lyrics
The Presidents Dog
© words and music by C. Stewart (May 7, 2011)
CHORUS...
I'm not a little puppy, I'm the presidents dog
I can eat a black bear for lunch
I got three rows of titanium teeth
I love to hear the bones go crunch
I'm self contained, with a perfect aim
Kickin' butt's, my game
I got military missles and poisoned darts
So cover up your private parts
CHORUS...
I'm not a little puppy, I'm the presidents dog
I can eat a black bear for lunch
I got three rows of titanium teeth
I love to hear the bones go crunch
Track you down, like a big blood hound
My a$$ is harry, my head is round
Your stinking scent is all I need
I love to see the enemy bleed
CHORUS...
I'm not a little puppy, I'm the presidents dog
I can eat a black bear for lunch
I got three rows of titanium teeth
I love to hear the bones go crunch
I'm self contained, with a perfect aim
Kickin' butt's, my game
I got military missles and poisoned darts
So cover up your private parts
I got a cast iron plated chest
My uncle sam says I'm the best
I see your name is on my list
.............................I'm pissed
Repeat CHORUS...