A song about an anus. www.SkilledOffenders.com
The comedy band that that exercises their freedom of speech.
Story behind the song
This song was really part of a series of test-songs to see if the band could make halfway decent songs. The song has inspired at least one more song in the album.
Lyrics
(Singing)
My best friend's anus
It scares me a lot.
My best friend's anus,
I think it smokes pot.
(Talking)
So,
I was talking to my friend Charlie,
On the phone.
He was taking a sh** .
And I said "Hey, are you taking a sh** ?"
And he says "Yeah."
That's when it happened,
I swear I think I heard his ass say "Dude, f*** ing cut down on the fiber."
And I go "Dude, did you hear that?"
And he says "No."
I said "Dude, is there anyone in the bathroom with you?"
And he says "What the f*** is wrong with you? No, there isn't."
I thought I was high,
But I wasn't.
(Singing)
My best friend's anus,
It scares me a lot.
My best friend's anus,
It's all that he's got.
(Talking)
Well,
We went to the hospital,
The doctor didn't believe me.
And then I found out,
We didn't go to the hospital for Charlie,
We went there for me.
They think I'm crazy,
But I swear I heard his anus talking.
They made me stay the night at the hospital.
And then,
When Charlie came back in the morning.
He took a sh** in my bathroom while the doctor was there,
And they heard his anus talking.
The doctor was like "Holy sh** , his anus is talking!"
And I was like "Yeah, it is."
So,
Now Charlie has to stay at the hospital,
And have things put in his anus.
That's my story,
About my best friend's anus.
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