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A tribute to Hockey using the first main stream rap hit as the target track
funny comedy david writer written parody dave ho fake weird al weird al yankovic wierd al wierd al yankovic
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
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Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #18
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
Dave-lyrics/RECISIO (Used with permission)
Rights
2011
Uploaded
April 23, 2011
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MP3 6.0 MB • 192 kbps • 4:20
Story behind the song
Ever wondered how tough you have to be to be a hockey player??? Look no further than how hurt some of the players who DON'T go on the IR get in a game. I've seen people have teeth knocked out, bloodied face, and even one (who no doubt played in the back of my mind when writing this one) who broke a rib but stayed in the game
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Bones are blown Breaking and I moan Fell this weekend I am frail at most Crawl, oh crawl Cannot feel my thighs Still I'm playing hockey Banged each night, I'm Fractured Sacked my back I can feel it crack Teeth are falling as the sticks go 'WHACK' Tape to tape Please Don't hit me dude! I don't think he's stopping Used my head for ice mopping I'm fractured Wasn't ready Now, on the ice I lie Still fans waving Yes, waving so kind Cash is fun, cash-it rules Cashe' is cool Oh yes it's true And I go plop I drop Take shots, make the goalie flop And the crowd always roars And that's each time I score And each game's so tight And it's loaded with fights And we want the crown Stanley come to town! And now I show you all my scars And it's all in good fun And hey we won And although my head Is still bleeding red Oh then the summer at the bars I can't drink that much, I'm healing scars Fixed my phalanges, carpals too Fibula--please help me dude The pain won't stop I keep on healing scars Oh man there's always scars I lay down at night, I can't go far Hurts from head to feet Ear to ear From week to week Bun to Bun Tan to tan and brow to brow I'm still in woe But I'll heal all the scars This hockey star Can't walk too far from hall to hall Sore, so sore Fall and fall I cannot stand all and all Fractured! Please cure What's endured On the ice OY! My veins in pain Feeling slain Some think that I am insane Please don't stick CHOP! All you Damn rough jocks No longer plea Won't get mercy Just watch or I may break your knees 'Cause I'm sick of all the scars and seeing stars When your knees are gone I showed my brawn, gave you a chase and then you went and fell down on your rookie face And I won't stop And you will drop Just be tough Red hot 'Cause I healed my scars Now you'll see stars and I'll go far The Stanley Cup sits in my car WHASSUP!
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