Let’s take a second and talk about those photos
Yer keepin’ at yer desk, my friend
You know the ones I’m talkin’ about
The ones of the wife and the kids
They best be real for your sake
Or you’re going to be in the deepest water you’ve ever been
The deepest water you’ve ever been
Mr. Corporate America
They best be real you best not be lyin’ about them
It’s more important than your resume
More important than anything you said in your interview
Is your wife and your kids
You’re gonna be in deep deep water if yer lyin’ ‘bout them my friend
Deep deep water is where you’ll be deeper than you’ve ever seen
And that’s why I have to tell you my friend that success
Is only a relative thing
Whether the water is up to yer ankles
Or it’s all the way up to yer knees
