Intro to the soon to Not Be Released album, "Welcome To Videoland..."
"Welcome To Videoland..."
N.
Short for Captain N, of course. Basically, I'm about to be Hip-Hop's savior. Just like I'm the savior for Videoland, y'know.
Ladies & Gentlemen, the Chosen One has arrived...
Story behind the song
I play on this game called VideolandMUSH. That place... right there... is my inspiration.
Lyrics
I.
I'ma' make ya' jump like a Mario Brother
Northridge California's where I left my mother
Traveled through the TV screen, a brand new scene
Got told of prophecies and a war with fiends
High Scores and dreams, were now a thing of the past
Now I'm loadin' up the Zapper to kick MoBrain's ass
Ain't no need to ask, I'm all about the Peace
And if that means gettin' violent then I'm bringin' the heat
Concedin' defeat? Nope. Not as long as I breathe
As long as I got the Hope, the Heart, and my Team
No more pain or screams, the Chosen One has arrived
And my plan is to make the Princess my bride
Palace of Power be the new place that I reside
Mushrooms or Fire Flowers, how can I decide?
Either way, the EVIL's in for a surprise
Never seen Nintendo Power?
Look in my eyes...
Hook (2x):
If You Really Think You Can Stop Me Then Start Game
If You Really Think You Can Top Me Then Start Game
If You Really Think You Can Drop Me Then Start Game
Just Start Game. Start Game. Start Game.
II.
Advance to Level 2, never losin' my groove
If EVIL's invadin' lands then get ready to move
Never backin' down, I'm takin' on all crews
And if the N Team can't make it, then I'm callin' in Duke
Never ask questions, I see villains and shoot
Might come as an Eggplant, but you leavin' as roots
Go ahead and change the game, I'ma' change the rules
And put a timer on ya' life, Press Start To Continue
Welcome To Videoland, this is my venue
Make no mistake about it you don't get no Options Menu
You don't like this topic do you?
You don't wanna' feel the Super Scope beam of hotness through you
I'm alone here, ain't got no next of kin
Accepted my destiny, now I'm playin' to win
What else can I say about it, let the games begin
My real name's Kevin Keene, but you can call me N