Song picture
Oriental Central
Like
Playlist
Comment Share
Free download
The day the asians ruled the world
hilarious funny loud heav
Artist picture
Hilarious, technical, brilliant, sexy... that's all I can think of.. oh wait, gassy?
Just_Right is a Newfoundland based band with influences stemming from classical gas to megadeth and slayer. We are perhaps the most versatile band you will ever hear, not to mention one of the most foolish and hilarious.
Song Info
Genre
Metal • Heavy Metal
Charts
Peak #161
Peak in subgenre #55
Author
J. Lackaterr
Uploaded
March 18, 2004
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
This is not supposed to be an offensive song, just a comedic one. It's about asians banding together to conquer the world right before our very eyes. I wrote it while sitting around at MUN watching a small building which is always full of oriental students. A little place I like to call... Oriental Central
Lyrics
This place is oriental central I've heard the last name Flingflongchimmychong 400 times today I can't sem to even get from the classroom to the streets Without hearing a group behind me say Chicken fried rice and egg-rolls $4.99 today x2 Invest in Chinese cuisine, don't piss your money away I never said it was a problem I didn't tell them to go away I'm just a little worried about their motives I think they'll to conquer the world someday 400 billion asian soldiers All carrying chopsticks and a gong I don't think we should try to reason I doubt they want to get along Count ‘em off now! 1, 2, 3, 4 - Holy shit they're starting to swarm 17, 18, 19, 20 - We'll never win, there's too damn many! 51, 52, 53, 54 - That's if for now, CRAP there's more! What comes after 1005? Screw mathematics we're all gonna die!! Ohhh…. It's whammy time! Solo by: Dr. B. Kriegan Oh, it's Mr. Lackaterr's turn Solo by: Mr. J. Lackaterr In a way I think that this is my fault Cause I've been supporting them for years Truly wasn't worth it for all the all-you-can-eat buffets For now we meet our darkest fears I just stomped on a fortune cookie The prediction's the worst I've seen to date Turns out they're prepped to take us over Time for the world to meet it's grizzly fate Ohhhh... Godzilla! Godzilla!!
Comments
Please sign up or log in to post a comment.