Parody songs
Hi one day i decided to write a song about me best mate dave, seen as he was always so dirty (in many ways) i thought this song was appropriate
Story behind the song
We thought sod it lets write a song about the sweatiest man we know
Lyrics
"how can a man be so dirty, its a sin against nature, against man"
Dirty Dave!!!!
Dirty, dirty, dirty, DAVE!
Dirty, dirty, sweaty, Dave!
Dirty, sweaty, dirty dave
Very very sweaty dave
Always dirty never clean
only has one bath a week
Always sweating never clean
smells like gone off stilton cheese
cos he's always dirty
always smells like crap
he eats the beans to BRING THEM BACK
cos its dave of course
hes never been clean
he got parasites that the dog aint seen
Dirty dave
If things arnt right
its probably dave
sweating when its freezing, SEEEWEATING ALL DAY
if the bed gets wet
you know who to blame
cos it ain't no piss, its sweat from dave
"yes its true, this man has no dick"
Dirty, sweaty, dirty dave
Very very sweaty dave
Always dirty never clean
brushes his teeth with pig swill feed
cos if its dirty and sweaty
it must be dave
its his full time job
but he dont get paid
cos its dave of course
hes never been clean
he got parasites even the dog aint seen
Sweaty, Sweaty, Sweaty, Sweaty DAVE!!!
Sweaty dave
