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March 03, 2011
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Beat: RockitProductions - here we go
"Big Body Spaceship"
[verse 1:]
some people ask me, "What is space like?"
I don't tell the truth and i say, "space bites"
but i don't need to sit with a priest to confess
i can catch more air than Henry Thomas
I have an attitude as cold as a parfait
I would pose for pictures but I'd ruin your day
my big body spaceship barely fits in the frame
plus sized models should be ashamed
Does my spaceship intimidate you?
it attracts herds of nerds on que
taped up glasses and pocket protectors
hungry for my big body like Hannibal Lector
slick back my mullet, its time to get heavy
cool is to me like Chase is to Chevy
if you're a nerd you're 'bout to get socked
but if you're not my spaceships not locked
[chorus: x2]
you can come right in, dont have ta give it thought
whether you are fat, tall, blonde or taught
Big body Spaceship isnt on a diet
big body spaceship c'mon and try it
(whisper: Spaceship)
[verse 2:]
why don't you try it, just a little bit
but spaceships aren't somethin' you can fiddle with
i'm sorry but it wasn't just a mean trick
my big body space ships crew is handpicked
if you're gonna ride with me be committed
See it somethin that i never really admitted
ridin with me is like a tattoo on your face
better be sure before you keep my pace
before you're man enough to make it in my crew
ask yourself one little question -- Double U!
The only other thing i ask in my midst
is in this spaceship NO FAT CHICKS!
Strap yourselves in for the coolest ride
Even cooler than a good key lime pie
Mmmm... key lime, i love key lime
Oooh crap what's my last line
[chorus: x2]
you can come right in, dont have ta give it thought
whether you are fat, tall, blonde or taught
Big body Spaceship isnt on a diet
big body spaceship c'mon and try it
(whisper: Spaceship)
[verse 3:]
Just a few thoughts before i depart the Earth
this spaceship is really more of a gift than a curse
Always remember when you run low on snacks
stoners have the best cookies, these are just the facts
Don't try to race me, if a race calls
I have a little somethin' they call space balls
I'm also partial to the cheese ball
when im in the store, i buy the container tall
I do my own space training when it gets misty
The NASA centrifuge is built for a sissy
my space training is a lot more immense
ill explain it to you but it'll get intense
Nun-chuck sparing, it's two times a day
javelin throwing is definitely here to stay
then insult training to make grown men cry
if you can do all this then you might not die
[chorus: x2]
you can come right in, dont have ta give it thought
whether you are fat, tall, blonde or taught
Big body Spaceship isnt on a diet
big body spaceship c'mon and try it
(whisper: Spaceship)
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