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Of My Entreprenurial Snail...
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...and The Coming Of The Great Slime
kick the raven simon brow
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A couple of fools who were raised on junk food and popular brand-name consumables.
Kick The Raven have been around since early 2001, when we sang crappy lyrics over other people's music. Thankfully we've grown out of that and now we sing crappy lyrics over our own music. We're 19 years old, and were raised on a diet of junk food and popular brand-name consumables. We apologise for any internal haemmorhaging caused by our music.
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Genre
Metal • Alternative Metal
Charts
Peak #1,140
Peak in subgenre #139
Author
Everything by Kick The Raven
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AMSB
Uploaded
March 14, 2004
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MP3 1.3 MB • 128 kbps • 1:23
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Yeah! Gee-wizz!
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OF MY ENTREPRENURIAL SNAIL AND THE COMING OF THE GREAT SLIME My pet snail has an IQ of 541 Invented the Gyroplant The Nightvroom The Skybroom, the hand-me-down apple-crown, Berries which glow in a message of your choice My snail... he's called Brian... A mollusc of indisputable cunning Up there with Hawking and Darwin Damn May 24th! Escargot! Escargot! Do not harm the little snailies! They won't even see you coming! ... "Ah-hah-hah-hah! But From the moist top soil, The Slime will come, Liberating snails 'till justice is done..." Protect them, O Hideous Slime Protect them with the use of the herb Thyme Protect them, stand true and tall Protect them O Slime and your foes will fall.
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