Pimp Daddy Mustard
John was born in a quaint old town in kent
and as a child most of his time was spent
playing cowboys and indians in his room
or baking bread with his mum of an afternoon
but as John got older he got bored
didn't want to be ignored
all the local girls liked a tougher man
so he dressed himself up really cool
learned a different accent too
and tried to get in as many fights as he can
now John didn't settle easily into this life
but with the aid of various chemicals he got it right
now he's got tattoes all over his face
and his head pierced up, has he joined the human race
and as John got colder who got bored
didn't like do get ignored
all them local girls had good settled down
While John shoots stigma into his veins
and shivers at his sad remains
every day he's greeted with a frown
and now they call him 'Pimp Daddy Mustard'
