BALD HEADED BLUES ©Kev Gray 2006 All Rights Reserved Once I was a big man in this town Had women chasing me all around But now they’re gone ‘Cos its all gone Went to the barbers shop the other day I came out screaming, running down the lane He said I gotta find someone to shine my head Better hire someone to share my bed Went to the doctors next day, Said, Can’t do nothing for you son You got a bad case… Of the Bald Headed Blues 1 2 3 4 5 6 months, gone: Bald Headed Blues Bald Headed Blues, nothing but a life of booze Maybe it’s the water I’ve been drinking in Tokyo Maybe it’s all the MSG I’ve been having in those noodles Along the side of the road 1 2 3 4 5 6 months, gone: Bald Headed Blues Bald Headed Blues, nothing but a life of booze I’ve been thinking an ad in one of those sleazy magazines “Tall man, blue eyes, got no hair” - You see what I mean… 1 2 3 4 5 6 months, gone: Bald Headed Blues I got the Bald Headed Blues, nothing but a life of booze Wicked lifestyle blues… 1 2 3 4 5 6 months, gone: Bald Headed Blues…