A song about a fat man, and the competition.
Dirty dum-chinga alt-country.
One man and his guitar (Zangdog and Trevor, respectively).
Story behind the song
I saw a TV show about Jack, a crazy old man with a claim to the fattest man in Britain, who had been sitting in the same chair or twenty-five years, looking straight out onto a brick wall. When asked about his strange haircut (apprently consisting of a shaved head, with a crescent ridge of duct tape on top), he would simply reply, "It's Jack's Creation." In the end, it turned out Big Barry was fatter, and Jack was well under the weight he claimed to be. But Barry was relatively normal, and as boring so many other Barries, so Jack is the true hero of the tale, as he is as irresistable as a car crash.
Lyrics
Car crash of a man,
I'll try to understand.
Car crash of a man,
Why you so fat.
Tape on your head is black,
Why won't you tell us about that?
It's Jack's creation,
What more is there to say?
It's Jack's creation,
And it's always been that way.
Car crash of a man,
Put himself away for twenty-five.
He's a car crash of a man,
Kinda lost it when his grandma died,
Remembers his girlfriends pride,
As he shovelled the food inside.
It's Jack's creation,
What more is there to say?
It's Jack's creation,
And it's always been that way.
Big Barry's got nothing on you,
He's still in our reality.
You're still the king with the crown and throne,
Because you're somewhere else completely.
Car crash of a man.
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