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Great Idea For A Song: 111th Congress Version
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Parody of "Great Idea for a Song" by Worm Quartet
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Previous peak charts position #42
Previous peak charts position in subgenre #17
Medemia
None to speak of
September 22, 2009
MP3 4.1 MB
128 kbps bitrate
4:27 minutes
Story behind the song
Neither side of the aisle is looking very good right now.
Lyrics
Remember when you came to Washington And how you were going to change the world Remember how you said you’d never take a bribe And how you’d improve life for boys and girls? (You do? Well…) All I remember is the way you nonchalantly Squashed the constitution harshly out the door All I remember is the way that you told lies The day they questioned your ethics on the floor Remember when you said you’d make changes in our lives And we hung on every word you said Remember how you swore you’d defend our civil rights And misappropriations would be dead (You do? Well…) All I remember is the lies you told bold faced As your crazy explanations all did fail Or how you went and slept with all your mistress’ As you claimed you were hiking on a trail Now please don’t think I’m ranting cus I’m bitter I wish somebody new would right your wrongs But if only your name rhymed with lying, thieving whore I’d have a great idea for a song (for a song) Remember how Utopia was within reach And change was the thing that we all need Remember how you said you’d never raise our taxes And all the starving children you would feed (You do? Well…) All I remember is your hand deep within my pocket As the unions kept crying out for more All I remember is your lying about being told That interrogators loved to use torture Now please don’t think that this is all party ties I think both of you in jail belong And if only your name rhymed with embezzling, pork barrel I’d have a great idea for a song Oh, your name…. might as well Rhyme with slattern who should be in jail Cuz of all the bills you vote on to waste my time Oh, if only your mom and dad Had named you something that rhymed with “squawking, hawking, tax like mad” Think of all the cleaver puns that I would find Cuz Cantwell rhymes with for sell And Boxer rhymes with stocks skewer And Bunning rhymes with pun zing And Corker rhymes with porker John McCain rhymes with has no brain And Kennedy rhymes with end of free And Jo Bonner rhymes with dishonor And Crapo rhymes with Crap-o Nancy Pelosi rhymes with “Bela Lugosi” Charles E. Schumer rhymes with “Snarls at humor” Kay Bailey Hutchison rhymes with “Slay Daily with a gun” I’d pay to change your name to Tim Nezzle Remember when your latest bill of steaming crap Got vetoed right before the campaign Remember when you told us you heard the mandate And begged us to re-elect you once again (You do? Well….) All I remember is that dogs return to vomit That happens to be stuck to my shoe I’d rather vote for Joseph Stalin for mayor Than take another session stuck with you Now please don’t think I want your good favor now I’d rather gargle acid all day long But if only your name rhymed with back-stabbing commie skank I’d have a great idea for a song Yes, if only your name rhymed with pork barreling conniving whore I’d have a great idea for a song Yeah if only your name rhymed with worthless, cheating, carpet bagging, life sucking, pimply, sucky, slutty, groper of the flesh of interns that makes me want to donate my entire life savings to Amway in the hopes that someday they’ll make a lie detector that is portable and can tell when your lying from a mile I’d have a great idea for a song
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