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I Guess That's Why They Call Me The Blue
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Parody of Elton John's "I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blue"
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August 22, 2009
MP3 4.3 MB
128 kbps bitrate
4:44 minutes
Story behind the song
Yes, I am an Umpire. I'd thought I'd share some of the fun stuff umpires hear occasionally. Special thanks to the WRLL Umpire group on yahoo for help finding some of these heckles.
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Don't quit your day job Working on a Braille typewriter Wish you could see, you're a homeless slob, That's not a fifteen foot batter Hey blue, what'd you say Dust off the plate and your eyes If you had one more eye up there on your head They'd call you Cyclops, I'll confide That I guess that's why they call me the Blue Jeers from the stands, would they stand in my shoes? Blind as a ding bat, dog's name is Rover Walking to my car deep undercover And I guess that's why they call me the Blue This isn't a race You can call ball when it's bad Flip over the plate and read the directions I don't think your dog understands You call more strikes Than a union delegate But let me ask you, is this your cell phone It shows three missed calls. To restate: And I guess that's why they call me the Blue Jeers from the stands, when the count's three and two Blind as a ding bat, career is over Walking to my car deep undercover And I guess that's why they call me the Blue Spoken: You need to go confession after a call like that! I've seen better Blues in a box of crayons! I've gotten better calls from my ex-wife! If you need help calling it, I'll help you out. Do you know the rules? Here's the rules written in Braille Hey, Satan called, and he misses you When you're done here, you can go back to... (YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!) And I guess that's why they call me the Blue Jeers from the stands, would they stand in my shoes? Blind as a ding bat, dog's name is rover Walking to my car deep undercover And I guess that's why they call me the Blue (Walking to my car, deep undercover) And I guess that's why they call me the Blue (Walking to my car, deep undercover) And I guess that's why they call me the Blue And I guess that's why they call me the Blue
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