Written for an Artistry round dedicated to Evanescence, one of Agrimorfee's stronger parodies so far in said competition. Special thanks to Karaoke-Version.com for permitting my use of this backing track.

I'm so tired of you, my dear Suggest that you just get outta here Yes, now you have to leave That much is what you must believe Your odor still lingers here Oh my God, leave me alone Those prunes you served each meal You pawned my rod and reel Please, just wipe that grin from off your face On our dates, you'd never pay for your beers When you'd drive, you'd stripped off all the car's gears I lost my lunch due to Britney Spears When you made that bad... mix CD You really aggravate me with your Donald Duck Nightlight And the sounds that are piped from your behind Each night I wake from your unpleasant screams Your cat he chased and ate up my prized canary That booze you made me steal The hunt for baby seals Please just wipe that grin off from your face Then you charged my name to an account with Sears Parade the street and make licentious leers Yes I have put up with a lot all these years But now that's it from me I'll be so damned glad for myself when you're gone The stench of your hygiene It will still come along Nearly died when you called my grandparents queers Then I screamed, you threw away my tapes of "Cheers" Yes, some times were grand through all these years But right now, I've quit of thee thee thee