Written by Red Ant in early October of 2005, this song was a classic which was timely an ended a perceived slump of parody writing for him. Below Average Dave chose to record this song on 9/20/2007, and was able to do it in just two takes because of how well the original was paced. This is Dave's third recording using granted license permission form Karaoke-Version.com, (http://www.karaokeversion.com/en/) who makes some of the best backing tracks in the business for Karaoke. It is important to note--they do not generally allow public performances like this, BUT, they have granted Below Average Dave permission to use their highly accurate and well-maintained instrumental tracks. If you do choose to go over there, let them know you heard "Below Average Dave" (karaokedavid) and liked the track--so they know that I'm linking to them:)

Burg'lars try to trespass The ignorant will never last Say hello, to my little friend Like to gamble? take your chance Shotgun shells will make you dance Say hello, to my little friend Here comes a crook again try'na take my car look out my patience thin I'm coming very hard As my enemy rests He'll always regret what I brought Say hello, to my little friend Someone is dumb but fast But can't outrun a shotgun blast Say hello, to my little friend Bring out the shells again Listen man you just can't win Say hello, to my little friend Welcome your arrogance Coming to a stop Losing your innocence And now you're in a box As my enemy rests He'll always regret what I brought Say hello, to my little friend Someone was caught at last The ignorant are falling fast Say hello, to my little friend Al Pacino said it best Mess with me you'll hear it last Say hello, to my little friend Say hello, to my little friend Say hello, to my little friend