Weenie on a Hot Bun--goodness. . .don't know how I possibly came up with that one. . .hmm--believe it or not I rarely eat Hot Dogs, and the puns throughout this song kinda show why this was such a fun one to target. Christina is very talented. . .and her music being parodied was the perfect fit in P3-The Challenge of Parody

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I feel like I've been fried alright Heard way too many pick-up lines Waiting for someone to eat me Touching my hips and blowing mustard my way But that don't mean I'm gonna fill you today Baby, Baby, Baby Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh My Buns are saying let's go Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh But your gut is saying no If you wanna chow on me Baby get your tongue away I'm a weenie on a hot bun Gotta dress me the right way If you think that I'm tasty I can make your hunger skew You need some Tums for indigestion Need some mayonnaise now too I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby Gotta cook me the right way honey I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby Come, Come, C'mon and eat me up The seven eleven is the place to go One more glance and it's down your throat Waiting for someone To eat me Don't ask what I'm made of tonight Once you hear it fear for your life Save me, save me, save me Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Your lips are getting moist now Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh But your brain's still saying no If you think I'm so easy Baby better go and pay I'm not free or meant to cuddle Better eat me right away If you want to swallow me Pay a dollar fifty three Just come and purchase me baby and I'll make you glee I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby Gotta dress me the right way honey I'm not easy but I'm cheap now baby Come, Come, C'mon and eat me up I'm not easy on the way down baby Stomach's queasy when you eat me honey I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby Come, Come, C'mon and lick me up Put some mustard on it And some Ketchup on it If you wanna eat me Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh By now you know I am cold Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and you know I'll make you go If you are done eating me Baby need to get air spray Was a weenie on a hot bun Now your stomach's giving way I am made from pigs and beef But they'll make your taste buds spew You got understand your colon Will never forgive you If you still want to eat me Baby I can make your day I'm a weenie on a hot bun Gonna rub you the wrong way If you think my claim is weak I can fill you til your blue Just come and pay for me baby and I'll be in you I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby Gotta cook me the right way honey I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby Come Come C'mon and eat me up I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby Gotta cook me the right way honey I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby Come, Come C'mon and eat me up