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Professor Incubus - Totally Ripped Out a Fart
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Parody of Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse Of The Heart
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Words - Professor Incubus - Music - Jim Steinman
Backing track used under license from Tencymusic
November 20, 2018
MP3 4.2 MB
128 kbps bitrate
4:37 minutes
Story behind the song
This is one of those parodies that pretty much writes itself. After hearing the original song, I decided to write this parody of it.
Lyrics
(Turn and run) Every now and then I eat some chili con carne And the air becomes so foul (Turn and run) Every now and then I eat some brocolli cassarole Then gas starts to escape from my rear (Turn and run) Every now and then I get a little bit gassy From the food I like to eat all the time (Turn and run) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified That methane gas will make you go blind (Turn and run, from my brown eye) Every now and then I blow a fart (Turn and run, from my brown eye) I hope to god that I don't drop a shart! And I need Beano tonight! And I need it more than ever! So I clinch and hold it tight But I can't do this forever And I don't mean to be impolite But the odor is strong My sphincter cannot take it to the end of the line The smell that I've created is a odorous crime I don't know what to do, I'm always gonna fart My ass is like a powder keg, don't need any sparks I don't need this tonight! This pressures gotta ease tonight Air freshener would make things right Once upon a time, I was eating some grub But Now my ass is falling apart There's nothing I can do Cause I totally ripped out a fart Once upon a time there was white in my tights But now I'm only sporting skidmarks So I just sit and pray That it doesn't result in a shart (Turn and run, from my brown eye) Every now and then I blow a fart (Turn and run, from my brown eye) I hope to god that I don't not shart! And I need Beano tonight! And I need it more than ever! So I clinch and hold it tight But I can't do this forever And I don't mean to be impolite But the odor is strong My sphincter cannot take it to the end of the line The smell that I've created is a odorous crime I don't know what to do, I'm always gonna fart My ass is like a powder keg, don't need any sparks I don't need this tonight! This pressures gotta ease tonight Air freshener would make things right Once upon a time, I was eating some grub But Now my ass is falling apart There's nothing I can do Cause I totally ripped out a fart I totally ripped out a fart I really hope that I don't shart
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