When I first heard Alistair, who is an ex-templar turned Gray Warden, I choked on my giggles and blushed. So I thought it would be extra amusing to put to song. Something I mixed together for the fun since I am a "We <3 Alistair... Heartie" (as we're apparently called). It is suggestive, but funny too.

Make fun of you, dear lady? Perish the thought Well… tell me Well… tell me Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter? Licked a lamppost in winter? Licked a lamppost in winter? Perish the thought Make fun of you, dear lady? Dear lady Dear lady Have you ever licked a lamppost in…? Well… tell me Dear lady Perish the thought Dear lady Make fun of you, dear lady? Dear lady Dear lady Make fun of you, dear lady? Perish the thought Well… tell me Tell me Tell me Well… Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter? Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter? Licked a lamppost in winter? Licked a lamppost in winter? Well… tell me Dear lady Perish the thought Dear lady Make fun of you, dear lady? Dear lady Dear lady Well… tell me Dear lady Perish the thought Dear lady Make fun of you, dear lady? Dear lady Dear lady Make fun of you, dear lady? Perish the thought Well… tell me Tell me Tell me Well… Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?