A Viagra-influenced parody of 'This Could be the Start of Something Big.'
Inspired by all the warnings and problems associated with prescripton medications for Erectile Dysfunction.
The Start of Something Big
a parody of "This Could be the Start of Something Big"
New lyrics by Steve Bryant
You swallowed a small blue pill the moment you started.
Hoping that a mighty oak would grow from your twig.
And then right between your thighs, you suddenly realize,
That this could be the start of something big.
You’re having some side effects, the world’s looking bluish.
Your nose is on fire and running like a pig.
They might have to bring you flowers, if it lasts more than four hours.
Still this could be the start of something big.
There’s no insurance of endurance of your little friend.
Who knows how long that you can make the moment last.
Use protection so infection doesn’t cause your end.
Especially if you put it…you know where.
You’re buying your new blue pills from north of the border,
Their expiration dates have long ago passed.
Your moment will just be wrecked, ‘cause they will have no effect.
They’ll leave you sadly standing at half mast.
This could be the start of something very big.
It will be a thrill, just take a pill and see how it will be.
This could be the start of something wonderful,
You’ll find romance, at the pharmacy and it ain’t free.
You’re hoping it does come up like when you were younger.
And if it does not you’ll probably cry and whine.
Then just for the hell of it, try being celibate,
‘Cause that could be the start of something
Might show that you’re smart or something,
It could be the start of something big.