Parody of "What is Love" by Haddaway
funny
comedy
humor
parody
amiright
Story behind the song
News came out recently about Lamar Advertisers deciding to change the Avenue Q promotional poster in Colorado Springs. It seems like a smart more to me as Colorado Springs is the home of Focus on the Family. This did make me think, though, about a cynical response to this being because people just did puppet felt. So here's that idea fleshed, or furred, out.
Lyrics
Puppet love
Want me some brown felt Or feathers Or fur
Wear low cut blouses But don’t need a skirt
Puppet love
Yeah
Oh I don’t know
Why I must stare
It’s your button nose
Or your yarn hair
No legs in sight
No puppet thongs
That I can find
(Chorus set) Blue
Oh I can’t wait
This much is true
To get my hand
Inside of you
I’ll move your mouth
Must keep lip synch
Don’t get it wrong
(Chorus Set) Pink
Puppet Love
Puppet Love
Puppet Love
Looking for Prairie Or Piggy Or Orm
Some Zoe Some Cindy
Don’t even bother
To tell my mom
This is my love
My dream
Control you forever
When I maneuver
Your arm rods
Puppet love
Want me some green felt Or feathers Or fur
Puppet Love
Wear low cut blouses But don’t need a skirt
Gimme some Cookie Some Ernie Some Fozzie
Puppet Love
Give me some Abby Gnu Gary Roary
Give me some Maddie Dilly Dally Harvey
Give me some Gracie Some Whizzy Some Bert
Some Henrietta, Some Big Bird, Some Bert
Some Howdie Doodie, Some Oscar, Some Bert
Puppet Love