The Legendary Gods of Acoustic Metal YoJonny Sackomota & Skeeter McWifebeater (real names: Don Knotts & Frankenstein) are "The Pubes" the single greatest piece of musical shit ever to touch your granny's lips. They started this remarkable duo 30 years ago in 2002, and have been coughing and dying of agonizing back-pain ever since. They continue to spread proper pubic hygene awareness even with today's more modern crowd, damn, I'd like to get in between that sandwich of pulsating manliness, just thinking about their taught muscles and gleaming golden flesh makes every iota of my being quiver with desire. But I digress, they're pretty funny. Check 'em out.