Stating the obvious! ;-)

I'm off key When I try to sing Three Thought this would be a breeze But my vocal chords seize And now I'm off key I sound just like Britney Butchering melodies No one wants to hear (EW!) Singin' Don't be contrite All the critics harp That I'm super bright Cause I'm so sharp I struck a chord Could not make that pitch I'm not keeping score Good thing I'm rich Turn - and spin Make sure I grin When I'm dancin (yeah) Show - some skin While I'm singin'! Way off key I'm supposed to sing B But it sounds like an E Or something in between Because I'm off key Too many notes for me It's a cacophony Turn your radio (off!) Because I'm off key Idol doesn't want me Simon told me to leave Even Paula was mean Because I'm off key Still you listen to me Cause I don't wear undies And I shave my head (Whoa!) Beautiful mounds But I still B flat At my best I sound Like screeching cats Hysteria When I sing my piece Not my aria Of expertise Cover - your ears Just as you fear You can still hear (me) After - ten beers Still won't sound good! I'm off key Should have got my degree Now I'm out on the street Cause I can't keep the beat And now I'm off key See the audience flee They can't stand to hear me Everybody's gone (bye) Because I'm off key Wailing like a banshee Under the Christmas tree Is a muzzle for me Because I'm off tone Now the speakers are blown From my guttural moan Broke the microphone (oh) I make dogs howl at the moon Cause I sing so out of tune Sounds like a frog is in my throat Hate to leave on a sour note Lost the vote Sent home Poor Jeff Is tone deaf! I'm off key And I'm dodging debris Getting food thrown at me Tomatoes and broccoli Because I'm off pitch Wish it was just a glitch But I sound like a witch With a stuffy nose (Ah-choo) Because I can't sing Got no talent to bring I'll just make your ears sting When I'm out caroling Because I'm off key One, two, five?I mean three! Holy grenade throw thee At the fierce rabbit (BOOM!)