Balloon boy is just the latest in those seeking their 15 minutes of fame.
Everyone is vying for their 15 minutes of fame. Here's a song saluting them.
Yo, everyone Knows me
I'm loved world-wide
In all the big cities
And the country side
It doesn't matter how I got here
Or what I do to stay
I could have had 8 children
Or stayed with OJ
Coulda pitched at 14 and said I was 12
Post night-vision video exposing myself
I'll bask in the glory of nigh-celebrity
And soon be followed home by TMZ
Put me on T.V, I'm Famesque
Not quite celebrity, I'm Famesque
Ya'll know me, I'm Famesque
This is who I'm meant to be, Famesque
Wait 'til mommie sees, I'm Famesque
In clubs, I'll get in free, I'm Famesque
I look good on T.V., I'm Famesque
Wish you could be me, Famesque
When Andy Warhol said we'd all get some fame
I doubt he had in mind those who play the game
It could happen to you
If you marry a millionaire
Or not worn panties and shaved off your hair
Maybe been the guy who married Brittany
Or sang "She Bangs" just a little off key
Could call the radio like Jeff in Tarzana
Maybe I'll get famous stalking Hannah Montana
Put me on T.V, I'm Famesque
Not quite celebrity, I'm Famesque
Ya'll know me, I'm Famesque
This is who I'm meant to be, Famesque
Wait 'til mommie sees, I'm Famesque
In clubs, I'll get in free, I'm Famesque
I look good on T.V., I'm Famesque
Wish you could be me, Famesque
Fly like a falcon on TV
Fly like a falcon and hide with my family
I can do anything that the pros can do
I'll be famesque and It won't be too soon
I could get famous singing parody songs
Even though my voice is cracking and the lyrics...
STOP THE MUSIC! This song is not about me!
I'm not even in this for the fame!
Who wrote this stupid song?
Forget this. I'm leaving. I need to work on my Survivor audition tape anyways.