Parody of "My Way" by Elvis Presley/Frank Sinatra
Ok, I wrote the words even did the singing before I saw a story about a guy being charged with stalking Miley Cyrus. Scary. I don't condone such behavior.
And now her place is near
This is her address I'm certain
And soon on her I'll peer
If someone could just move that curtain
Can't leave, though bladder's full
I've traveled far to see her Smiley
My Hope, My Destiny
I'm stalking Miley
Jealous, I've been there too
It hard not to, I live with passion
I was glad when I heard
That she broke up with that jerk Gaston
I've seen each concert date
No ticket price was up too highly
I'd pay more, much more than this
To stalk my Miley
Yes, there were times, I had to run
When Billy Ray took out his gun
But through it all this would not hide
That she will be my blushing bride
To me she'll sing, I bought a ring
I'm stalking Miley
I've tape the Disney girl
I have Big Fish, Breakout's a virus
It was Best of Both Worlds
Told me to Meet Miley Cyrus
To think, I snuck on set
Saw The Last Song, I was quite wily
Oh yeah, she waved at me
I'm stalking Miley
Look at this photo, it's signed a€œWith Lovea€
I'm not a fan, I'm far above
Vanity Fair, I saw the pics
Wish I could be a grey blanket
Soon she'll appear like Brittany Spears
I'm stalking Miley
I'll hit the scene when she's eighteen
And marry Miley