He lived in Arizona She resided in Peru They’d never been together But they knew their love was true They’d met on-line in April Checked airfares, boats and trains Seems everything was out of reach Except in cyberspace Hey dye diddily aye eye oh, Hey dye diddly Aye A Everything was out of reach Except in cyberspace Chorus: They made the most of what they had And set up their own lover’s pad With secret password “is it time for chores?” Their passion could not be denied Virtually all positions tried Together they were quite a site at “MySpace or Yours?” They blogged until the sun came up (Though hers would come up first) She loved to browse his profile And her in-box made him burst They made up naughty acronyms Ignored most e-decorum Until a funny thing went down En route to some sex forum Hey dye diddily aye eye oh, Ignoring e-decorum Until a funny thing went down En route to some sex forum Chorus: Bridge: He said, Um…I met this local girl… She only wanted text But seems I’ve caught a virus… What a crock -- safe cyber sex Chorus: They’d never shared a real embrace Yet here he’d slapped her in face While she had carpal tunnel, keyboard sores That mouse had found a “friend” in town No stroke of luck…it shut things down At the former playground they had found Called “MySpace or Yours?”