Absurd German text: approximate English translation, 2012. Updated 2018
Approximate English translation:
... Wait, wait just a little while 8 G7
Until the Mozart has the blues
Then he'll make from your parts 4C7 - 4 G7
Nice juicy minced-up mush
From your guts: he'll make sausages 2 D6/maj7 - 2C7 - 4 G7
From your buttocks: he'll make ham
From your eyes: he'll make jelly
And the rest: he'll throw away
Wait, wait just a little while 4 D6/maj7 - 4C7 (bridge ...)
Maybe you will get that blues
Then you'll make from Mozart's parts 4 D6/maj7 - 4C7
Nice juicy minced-up mush
From his guts: you'll make sausages 4 D6/maj7 - 4C7
From his buttocks: you'll make ham
From his eyes: you'll make jelly
And the rest: you'll throw away
There is now no need to wait a while 8 G7 ...
And you will not get that blues
In your belly are Mozart's parts
And also Mozart's minced-up mush
And also many Mozart sausages
And also much of Mozart's ham
And you'll burp happily and loudly
And the rest: you'll spew away ...