Written and performed by Lucy, Madeline & Mark Kaufman, 2009
Lyrics
Stupid Boys
His name was Alejandro and he was hot
But when I needed him he was not
He said that vacuuming would ruin his hair
And at the television he would stare
For unknown reasons I still loved the guy
I made a plan that I just had to try
Who knew that high heels and a tight red dress
Could make him clean up every mess?
Stupid boys
Your words are fading into background noise
But its just because youre stupid boys
Dont know what I was thinking of
Stupid boys
Have no idea what a girl enjoys
Guess its just because youre stupid boys
I wonder why Im so in love
With stupid boys
Stupid guys you will never tame
All they want to do is watch the game
And every time you want to take them out
They stare at you and really pout
When I am mad I dont shove him off
I make him go no matter what the cost
Yeah I make him cringe with fear
Now time to throw away his expensive beer
Chorus
Little boys they need a guiding hand
Be our mom is what they command
And all the girls they just roll their eyes
We know all about stupid guys
Our advice to those whove had
One or more whove made them mad
You know they hate to admit defeat
So make em march to your own beat
Chorus
(Copyright 2009 by Lucy Kaufman-Madeline Kaufman-Mark Kaufman)
