My 1st trip to the Dentist which we all can relate too! Very funny!
I went to the Dentist, when I was just five.
I didn't really know if I could survive!
He put me in a chair, and strapped me down tight,
I tried to get out, with all my might.
He opened my mouth and turned on the light,
He picked at my teeth and he said don't bite.
I looked at his hand and what did I see...
A giant needle coming after me!
I'm at the Dentist, for the very 1st time.
I'm at the Dentist, I must be out of my mind.
I had to be here, cuz I'm in such pain...
But please don't shoot me with that novicane!
I shut my eyes and started to pray,
Oh help me Lord, get me home today.
I promise to be good, oh help me please...
The next thing I knew, I started to sneeze!
The Dentist fell back and let out a sigh,
The needle went flyin high in the sky.
I opened my eyes and looked all around...
The Dentist was lying flat on the ground!
I slid down the chair and out the door,
cuz I ain't going back to the Dentist no more!