A decent idea gone wrong. Oh well.
I wanted to write a true song... but that failed.
These are what I intended to be the lyrics... there were a couple times I had to improvise, though.
Yo, new rapper no image
Yo, I'm 'bout to rip this beat
Originally used by Eminem
It's time for its defeat
In nothing? I dunno
I spit lines for the god damn show
Not for a point
Who'd ever thought I'd actually record this joint?
When it was based off a bad idea
About Fred Durst and this genie and a curse
Well, now, it's time to go phycho
When I record this verse and all I yell is "yo"
Cause I wanna be an original rapper
But I can't cause I can't say stuff out my yapper
Well, I can, but none of it means anything
It's all a bunch of random crap that's all obscene
Cause it has no point
And you should know what I think of when you drop a join
"It should say somethin and mean somethin"
Cause if it don't it ain't gonna get played by someone
Gotta spit filler
Cause my bars are gonna be better than Thriller
Yo, it's time for a hook
And some dessert from my personal cook
Who makes awesome food
It's just unfortunate that he ain't real
He's as real as that dollar seal
With it's glowing eye ball
What's it tryna do, balance so it won't fall?
I dunno, man, but damn, that eye better get a better plan
Cause if it don't, it's gonna fall and land
On the earth and make a dent in the ground
Well, time for verse two
While at I sit at my PC with nothing to do
But write this song
It's probably gonna take too long
But I'll do it anyway
Since I need something to say
I dunno, I just like rap
But I don't like that mainstream cap
Soulja Boy, please, no more dance teams
It's cool that you're persuing your dreams
But come on, man, please rap
Instead of writing that silly dance
Yo, time for the last verse
Gotta get it done before it hurts
Anyway, I just got one more thing to say
Yo, I rap for me, and not for you
If you think this bad, please don't complain to me
I never said you had to listen to it
You decided to, so now what is there to do?
You listened, and you're ashamed
Well, I gotta go now so I don't get tamed