Carrie Underwood parody. Mixed by Jay Walsh at farviewrecording.com
Story behind the song
Ever had a girlfriend with bad breath?
Lyrics
Right now, she’s probably out trolling for a deal on Doritos and a cherry Mister Misty.
Right now, she’s probably buyin’ her a super spicy link with a garlic twisty.
Right now, she’s probably in the drive thru thinkin’ she’s slick, getting’ extra onions on her combo. . .
And she don’t know –
That I’m on my knees and tryin’ to hide
That she needs more help than mints provide
Wash her mouth out with some listerene
She’d cause a Louisville slugger to throw his fight
Her breath could make a grown man die
Maybe next time she’ll think before she eats.
Right now, she’s probably up sippin’ some sour mash whiskey from Ohio, not Kentucky
Right now, she’s probably yellin’ “I’m Drunk!”, but she wont get none ‘cause her breath is too yucky
Right now, she’s probably gamblin’ on me falling for some of her perfume mojo
Oh, and she don’t know, oh -
That I’m on my knees and tryin’ to hide
That she needs more help than mints provide
Wash her mouth out with some listerene
She’d cause a Louisville slugger to throw his fight
Her breath could make a grown man die
Maybe next time she’ll think before she eats.
She’ll wanna floss and brush up for the next guy,
Or the next time that she eats… oh, you know he’ll smell before he sees.
Smell before he sees.
‘Cause I’m on my knees and tryin’ to hide
She needs more help than mints provide
Wash her mouth out with some listerene (ee, ee, ee, een)
She’d cause a Louisville slugger to throw his fight
Her breath could make a grown man die
Maybe next time she’ll think before she eats.
Oh, maybe next time she’ll think before she eats
Oh, before she eeeats
Oh-oooo-oh. . .
