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Intercourse University
Single - $2.00
Country - Alternative Country
Previous peak charts position #144
Previous peak charts position in subgenre #25
Van Buchanan
2007 Vanish Music, ASCAP
November 13, 2007
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I went down to JTs car lot—I was looking for some wheels I’d seen the signs all over town saying JTs got some deals But when I looked around all up and down—didn’t see a thing he advertised He said you shoulda called I sold it all and could I spot him a five…and I said I’ve been around the block once or twice Been screwed blued and tattooed And I proudly attended Intercourse University You know—good ol’ f*ck U So I slid over to the Hogg House to lubricate my mind I’d gotten used to hangin’ with Jack but something was different this time It tasted a lot like water with a little dirt mixed in I said barkeep that ain’t what I paid for and he just gave me a grin…and I said I’ve been around the block once or twice Been screwed blued and tattooed And I proudly attended Intercourse University You know—good ol’ f*ck U About that time I noticed a sweetie sittin’ at the end of the bar I said I’d take you back to my place but I don’t have a car Well she took me home—we got it on—we had one helluva night The next morning she said her name was Fred and she was really a guy…and I said I’ve been around the block once or twice Been screwed blued and tattooed And I proudly attended Intercourse University You know—good ol’ f*ck U
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