Ahoy! Ye scurvy dogs! Once a year, you too can enjoy the luxury of talking like a pirate without condemnation. Because September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Many a fine pirate can be found slaving away on someone elses scurvy-ridden ship and speaking PROPER English. Well, this is your day to say "Arr! To Hell with Ye, Mateys. I wants to talk like pirate." Draw your sword, don your eye patch, grab your booty, *ooo* and join the crew of the Irish Stout on Talk Like a Pirate Day. Here are three ways in which you can celebrate this holiday. First, talk like a pirate at home. "Arrr! Where's me grog, children!" Second, talk like a pirate at work. "Arr! Here's me TPS Report, Cap'n?" And third, talk like a pirate in bed. "Ahoy Wench! Come 'n' Shiver me timber!" Join your family, friends, and neighbors in making Talk Like a Pirate Day an annual event. This is Captain Black Jack Murphy with your friendly PSA--Pirate Service Announcement. Find out more about Talk Like A Pirate Day at TalkLikeAPirateDay.com Is anyone else all wet? Arrr.