The benefits cheat is turned down for disability benefit after the benefit's officer sees him running for a bus.
Lyrics
If ever I'm caught red-handed,
if ever I've been caught out
I've a lovely little mantra
That I whisper to myself
Stick it up your arse and smoke it
Stick it up your arse you prat
Stick it up your arse you bleeder
What d'you bleedin think of that?
You may be royalty
or Lord and Lady Muck
to be perfectly honest
I wouldn't give a fuck
Maybe you're my teacher
or maybe you're my boss
If you're a saint or sinner
I couldn't give a toss
Stick it up your arse and smoke it ...
If you think you're someone special
the sun shines from your behind
It's always at these moments
These words just spring to mind
You may be Mary Poppins
or good old Dick van Dyke
You can take the soddin saddle off
And take a long ride on your bike
Stick it up your arse and smoke it ...
