A little ditty about the odd places one can choose to, as Nike says, 'Just Do It'. A parody of Garth Brooks' 'Friends In Low Places'.
Apologies (well, not really) for me not sounding a whole hell of a lot like Garth Brooks. A rerecording will be posted soon: I figure a fifth of whiskey will help me sound more like Garth.
Nailed her up on your roof
You ask for the proof?...
The shingles caught her pubic hair
Defiled a Yugo
Its engine was blown
I got off, but the car's beyond repair
I was 8 miles high
Flyin' the friendly skies
I noticed this cute flight attendant...
Since I seldom flew
I guess I never knew
Exactly what 1st-class service meant!....
Yeah, I've had sex in strange places
From the little towns to bars in Vegas
Show girls displayed
Need to get paid!
Yeah, I'm not big on girls with braces
Worse than getting laid on a bed o' razors!
Oh, I've had sex ... in strange places
I've done it in parks
Inside of K-Mart
Aisle 6 of the grocery store
I've rode 'em at night
Broads in broad daylight
Got a pole-in-one at the golf course
Hell, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
When we were a-rockin' Big Ben
Remember the shock
The looks from the cops
When my c(l)ock struck ten?!...
Yeah, I've had sex in strange places...
From the White House lawn to gas... stations
I filled her up
In my monster truck!
Yeah, I've throw down in 'grave' locations
On the washing machine (she liked the rotations!)
Oh, I've had sex ... in strange places
Yeah, I've had sex in strange places
I altar-ed a nun in the church basement
Confessed my sins -- Then did 'er again!
Well, I'm not big in science races
'cause I froze my nuts in cryogenic stasis!
Yeah, I've had sex ... in strange places